A big grumpy guy knocked on my door and delivered this trespass notice. I don’t think he’s used to seeing people burst out laughing when he shows up at their place. I’ve never been to this place (it’s the Helm’s Deep set)and the film company is very keen to make sure I never do! It’s hard to tell whether they think they’ve seen me there. If somebody is out there impersonating me, keep this in mind – I have a heck of an alibi when I’m 650km away and working as a performer in front of hundreds of people.