Xoanon here,
With a very heavy heart I report you this…keep those barf bags handy.
From Corona Comming Attractions
While interviewing the Keanu (Reeves, that is) because his band Dogstar was playing a gig in Cleveland a few days ago, this interviewer/reader of CA asked the actor if there was any truth behind the rumors he’d be involved with LofR. Keanu said, and we quote,
“I am going to be involved somehow.”
Somehow. Our scooper offers their theory: “Strider? I dunno.
Maybe his legs will get chopped digitally and they’ll make him a Hobbit…”
Why? Why? Why? (Xoanon adds)
